1. I wear socks maybe 3 times a year.
2. I spend 4 hours/week cleaning my apartment.
3. I only own 2 bras.
4. I keep jeans that don't fit, secretly hoping that someday they will.
5. I have eaten one of my own scabs.
6. I worry every day that Lily's going to hate me when she's a teenager.
7. I've had sex in places that definitely aren't legal.
8. I've skied every winter since I was 5, yet I never get any better.
9. I am nothing like my mom.
10. I watch boils and cysts exploding on youtube for fun...and I really like it.
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